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A man wanted to kill him self and he went to his farind and said:
how can I kill myself, his friend said Hang yourself.
The next day his friend saw him alife and asked are you still alive?
The man said I handed myself and I was almost to die.

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i M a TissUe paPer sAles man buy 1 get 1 free ! .......
jaldi kejiye yeh offer mehdood muddat ke liye hai ....... hahaahahah

2 aadami larae karty han. eek aadmi dosre aadmi ko kaheta he ke man aaj tumhare 36 daant tor don ga udhar se eek teesra aadmi guzra to us ne ye baat sun li. to us ne kaha bhahe tum log bhali laro magar is ke tum 36 daant kese toro ge , hoty ho 32 daant han. to us aadmi ne kaha ke mujhe maalom tha tum bheech man zaroor aao ge pahele 4 daant to tumhare toroin ga ......

WHEN A MANE OPENS THE DOOR OF HIS CAR FOR HIS WIFE, YOU CAN BE SURE OF ONE THING :EITHER THE CAR IS NEW OR THE WIFE.

A MAN in western attire went into a bar and asked for 30 martinis in a bucket. What? questioned the bartender, Why would you want so many martinis...

Think big, think smart, think positive, think beautiful, think great, I know this is too much for you, so here is a shortcut... just think about ME!


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Girl: - I want a responsible man as husband.
Man replies, ?That?s me, because whenever anyone gets pregnancy in my area, she says I am responsible?.


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a chinese ws in hospital a pakistain man went 2c him chinese said CHING CHONG MOU CHU CHA died man went china 2 ask meanins it was KAMEINOXYGEN K PIPE SE PAIR HATA